what people expect me to be but i'm not

*in the parantheses, i wrote what i think when people expect me to be something)

• Stereotypical Indian/Hindu girl (don't force me to believe in (ugh) hinduism or anything)
• Geeky computer programmer (can't i have normal-kid interests??)
• Kid who is obsessed with the color green (i don't have a favorite color)
• Girl who's addicted to shopping (ewww... i hate shopping!)
• Sweet "little lady" (who are you kidding?!?!?!?!)
• Kid who loves any clothes, as long as they're "simple" (i only accept it if i can run mile club in it)
• Three-year-old baby (what toddler is over five feet tall and is in seventh grade?!)
• Older version of my sister (i would never want to be a freaking girly girl like her)
• Complete tomboy (no... i actually have a very small girly side which rarely shows itself)
• Popular kid (are you kidding?! so many people hate me) 
• Cute little darling (not in this life! my cuteness days are o-v-e-r!)
• Boy hater (some of my friends are boys (but i don't have a boyfriend and never will))
• Girl who fits in in India (i'm from san jose. that's in california. not india.)
• Girl who isn't very active (um... track and field? and swimming? and randomly running around?)
• Girl who can wear flowers in her hair and use hair oil (severe allergies)
• Bully target (i'll fight right back! take that, stupid bullies!)
• Loud chatterbox (i actually don't talk too much)
• Quiet, soft-spoken girl (i am a bit soft-spoken, but i'm not all that quiet either)
• Psychologically diagnosable kid (i always try and make them wish they never tried treating me)
• Graceful girl who never trips on anything (i'm too klutzy. klutzy (the eighth grader) is influencing me.)
• Girl who bows down to authority (you're not controlling me any time soon!)
• Kid who cares about politics (i'm only 12 years old. how much can i do?)
• Girl who loves dancing and singing (i quit dance and singing last year)
• Percussionist in Adv. Band (i got cut off, but i'll try again next year. so next year, this one will be true)
• Extraordinarily proud kid (no. not gonna happen.)
• Perfect girl (i love my flaws. they're what make me as interesting as i am.)
• And a lot of other stuff, which would make this post super long. I don't exactly love long posts