My pro hyperness

My chat status as of 8:13 pm today:

announcer dude: STALKER ALERT... 

(creepy sirens sound) 

(people scream) 

announcer dude: STALKER ALERT... 

(door collapses) 

(rat walks in and dances around) 

rat: I AM AWESOME!! people: aww so cutiee! (make heart signs with hands) (stalker walks in) 

stalker: (in creepy voice) you are being watched. 

people: AAHHH!! (run away) rat: wow. pathetic. 

stalker: yeah, pathetic little humans.

and that was a demonstration of my pro hyperness. thank you very much!