stuff as usual.

track yesterday - didn't place - totally normal.

MILE CLUB TORTURE!! i ran with sevvie for the first time ever. i was walking and she was jogging from behind.
me: hi.
sevvie: HIHIHI!
sevvie's friend: hi pixie.
me: ugh. i HATE HATE HATE mile club.
sevvie: me too.
sevvie's friend: who doesn't?
me: i know! let's write a letter to the principal, asking to ban mile club!
sevvie: we don't have that much power.
sevvie's friend: sad.
me: i'm on my fourth lap!
sevvie's friend: sevvie and i are on our third, and we started before you did!
sevvie: wow, we got beaten by the slowest pixie in the school!
me: are you calling me SLOW?!
sevvie: okay, okay, sorry!
me: its okay.
sevvie: i'm gonna walk mile club from now on.
me: wow.
sevvie's friend: sevvie and i are known for slowness.
me: which is why i have to be faster than you! (runs off into distance

standardized testing and reporting stupid terrible abusive reports (thanks eli for the awesome idea!) are over! party!

I AM GONNA MAKE ADVANCED BAND!!! WATCH OUT, PERCUSSION SECTION, IT'S PIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


update of my pro hyperness:

announcer dude: STALKER ALERT...
(creepy sirens sound)
(people scream)
announcer dude: STALKER ALERT...
(door collapses)
(rat walks in and dances around)
rat: I AM AWESOME!!
people: aww so cutiee! (make heart signs with hands)
(stalker walks in)
stalker: (in creepy voice) you are being watched.
people: AAHHH!! (run away)
rat: wow. pathetic.
stalker: yeah, pathetic little humans.
(people come back)
people: we wanna see the rattie!
rat: hi.
people: HIHIHIHIHI!
(stalker puts on invisibility cloak)
stalker: (whispers in rat's ear) watch out! the world is gonna explode!
announcer dude: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.............
(world explodes)
(people cry)
people: we wanna see the rattie!
rat: am i really that awesome?
people: yeah!
stalker: (whispers) i thought the world exploded
(stalker #2 walks in wearing invisibility cloak)
stalker #2: (whispers) it exploded except for us 'cuz we're awesome!
people: LET'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYY! (eat food all day long)
rat: (crying) me wants sunflower seeds! waaaah!
people: (magically conjure sunflower seeds) here you go, rattie!
rat: thankyouthankyouthankyou! (dances around)
(stalkers dance with the rat)
(people dance with the stalkers)
(something explodes)
(rat collapses on the beanbag)
rat: i am so tired!
stalker: well don't dance so much then!
rat: but me wants sunflower seeds!
stalker #2: is the rat always like this?
rat: yes.
(more stuff explodes)
(cat walks in)
cat: (talks to rat) hi, you widdle hyper kittty!
rat: (talks to cat) hi, you widdle hyper rattie!
cat: i'm a cat.
rat: i'm a rat.
cat: RATTIE!
rat: KITTY!
people: cat and rat so cutiee! (make heart signs with hands)
(stuff explodes)
announcer dude: blahblahblah...
(more stuff explodes)
people: WE WANNA SEE THE KITTY AND THE RATTIE!
(cat collapses on top of rat)
rat: hi.
cat: hi.
people: WE ARE HYPER!
stalker and stalker #2: (in unison) are they always like this?
people: yes.
cat: squeak.
rat: meow.
(stalker #2 leaves)
stalker: CAT, YOU'RE A CAT. RAT, YOU'RE A RAT.
cat and rat: (in unison) WE ARE HYPER!
stalker: you are becoming like the pathetic humans.
rat: meowie.
cat: squeakie.
rat: ME WANTS SUNFLOWER SEEDS.
cat: ME WANTS MORE SUNFLOWER SEEDS THAN THE RATTIE.
stalker: okay, quiet down or no one gets anything.
cat: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
rat: you're exaggerating, kitty.
cat: well look who's talking!
stalker: STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!!
(people bounce off walls)
cat and rat: (in unison) WE WANNA BE PEOPLE!


and that was a demonstration of my pro hyperness. thank you very much!