a little story to keep you occupied

Once there was a guy named Bob. Bob didn't do anything but eat cookies. He ate so many cookies that he turned into one himself. Bob's former friend, Joe, saw the cookie version of Bob and almost ate it, but the world exploded. Joe screamed, then turned into a rocketship and flew to Mars, so he could eat Bob. However, Joe turned into a cookie once he ate Bob. So Joe exploded and had rainbow-itis, which is a disease that makes you puke rainbows. Joe puked all over Mars, until it became a rainbow-y planet. He hated rainbows, so he left instantly. Then he crumbled because he was a cookie. He crumbled into a pile of rainbows, which then exploded into nothingness.
The end.

Next up, there's an autobiography thingie...